Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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