But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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