Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Shame - the story of my life.
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