i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
