i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
