i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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