Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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