i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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