Cold hands, warm shart.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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