i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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