She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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