I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
In America we eat man semen.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?