It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Randomize
