So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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