so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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