It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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