Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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