yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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