what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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