You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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