no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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