Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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