My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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