Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I can't turn off my feet"
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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