I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
