If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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