how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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