You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Randomize
