i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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