I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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