Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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