Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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