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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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