Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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