Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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