come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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