whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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