It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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