**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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