It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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