Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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