talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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