Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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