Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Randomize
