You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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