He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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