Pappa wants mamma naked
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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