I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
