birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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