is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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