we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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