i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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