I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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