whats a polygalesbian?
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
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Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.