I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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