Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We need a shit load of segways right now
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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